{"id":1126,"date":"2011-08-09T22:39:47","date_gmt":"2011-08-10T02:39:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/?p=1126"},"modified":"2011-08-09T22:39:47","modified_gmt":"2011-08-10T02:39:47","slug":"monster-of-the-day-49-anti-giraffe","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/?p=1126","title":{"rendered":"Monster of the Day #49: Anti-Giraffe"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/08\/Monster49.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/08\/Monster49-1024x785.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"640\" height=\"490\" class=\"aligncenter size-large wp-image-1127\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/08\/Monster49-1024x785.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/08\/Monster49-300x230.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/08\/Monster49.jpg 2034w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px\" \/><\/a><br \/>\n<strong>Name<\/strong>: Anti-Giraffe<\/p>\n<p><strong>Powers<\/strong>: It is smaller and lacks the long neck of a normal giraffe. As such, it&#8217;s sneakier and it&#8217;s venom is more potent.  <\/p>\n<p><strong>Weaknesses<\/strong>: Poachers, lava, the crimson diamonds of Mars.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Origin<\/strong>: There&#8217;s a chance it&#8217;s just a strange, yellow cow. <\/p>\n<p><strong>Rules<\/strong>: It hasn&#8217;t seen The Wire yet, so don&#8217;t spoil it! <\/p>\n<p><strong>Description<\/strong>: Strange, yellow cow. Because I forgot to draw the ground, I guess the Anti-Giraffe can also hover in the air. <\/p>\n<p><strong>Last Seen:<\/strong> Floating above a house in South Carolina. <\/p>\n<iframe src=\"http:\/\/www.facebook.com\/plugins\/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.laserfarm.com%2F%3Fp%3D1126&amp;layout=standard&amp;show_faces=true&amp;width=450&amp;action=like&amp;colorscheme=light&amp;height=80\" scrolling=\"no\" frameborder=\"0\" style=\"border:none; overflow:hidden; width:450px; height:80px;\" allowTransparency=\"true\"><\/iframe>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Name: Anti-Giraffe Powers: It is smaller and lacks the long neck of a normal giraffe. As such, it&#8217;s sneakier and it&#8217;s venom is more potent. Weaknesses: Poachers, lava, the crimson diamonds of Mars. Origin: There&#8217;s a chance it&#8217;s just a &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/?p=1126\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[14],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1126","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-monster"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1126","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1126"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1126\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1129,"href":"https:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1126\/revisions\/1129"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1126"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1126"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1126"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}