{"id":1103,"date":"2011-08-02T23:32:57","date_gmt":"2011-08-03T03:32:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/?p=1103"},"modified":"2011-08-02T23:34:55","modified_gmt":"2011-08-03T03:34:55","slug":"monster-of-the-day-48-bad-bike","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/?p=1103","title":{"rendered":"Monster of the Day #48: Bad Bike"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/08\/Monster48.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/08\/Monster48-1024x803.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"640\" height=\"501\" class=\"aligncenter size-large wp-image-1104\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/08\/Monster48-1024x803.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/08\/Monster48-300x235.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><strong>Name<\/strong>: Bad Bike<\/p>\n<p><strong>Powers<\/strong>: The handlebars are covered in sandpaper. The crossbar is a poisonous snake. The front tire is also a snake, and is most likely poisonous. The pedals are on fire. The rear tire is made of glue, impairing mobility. The seat is covered in bird beaks. <\/p>\n<p><strong>Weaknesses<\/strong>: Hills.  <\/p>\n<p><strong>Origin<\/strong>: The bike was built to punish kids who forgot to lock up their good bikes. <\/p>\n<p><strong>Rules<\/strong>: Must only be ridden in designated bad bike lanes. <\/p>\n<p><strong>Description<\/strong>: It smells like hair. <\/p>\n<p><strong>Last Seen<\/strong>: Parked outside a Wendy&#8217;s in Nebraska. <\/p>\n<iframe src=\"http:\/\/www.facebook.com\/plugins\/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.laserfarm.com%2F%3Fp%3D1103&amp;layout=standard&amp;show_faces=true&amp;width=450&amp;action=like&amp;colorscheme=light&amp;height=80\" scrolling=\"no\" frameborder=\"0\" style=\"border:none; overflow:hidden; width:450px; height:80px;\" allowTransparency=\"true\"><\/iframe>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Name: Bad Bike Powers: The handlebars are covered in sandpaper. The crossbar is a poisonous snake. The front tire is also a snake, and is most likely poisonous. The pedals are on fire. The rear tire is made of glue, &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/?p=1103\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[14],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1103","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-monster"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1103","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1103"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1103\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1107,"href":"https:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1103\/revisions\/1107"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1103"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1103"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1103"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}