{"id":1091,"date":"2011-07-29T22:31:45","date_gmt":"2011-07-30T02:31:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/?p=1091"},"modified":"2011-07-29T22:31:45","modified_gmt":"2011-07-30T02:31:45","slug":"monster-of-the-day-46-real-pegasus","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/?p=1091","title":{"rendered":"Monster of the Day #46: Real Pegasus"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/Monster46.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/Monster46-1024x787.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"640\" height=\"491\" class=\"aligncenter size-large wp-image-1092\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/Monster46-1024x787.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/Monster46-300x230.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><strong>Name<\/strong>: Real Pegasus<\/p>\n<p><strong>Powers<\/strong>: This sad creature is a true Pegasus, born with the body of a horse and the limbs of a bird. He has wings instead of front legs, and his hind bird legs are too frail to support his body upright. The wings are not strong enough to lift the weight of a horse torso. As such, he just crawls around on the ground, and keeps hitting his head on the dirt. <\/p>\n<p><strong>Weaknesses<\/strong>: Everything. <\/p>\n<p><strong>Origin<\/strong>: This is what happens when little girls wish for things they don&#8217;t understand. <\/p>\n<p><strong>Rules<\/strong>: Try not to stare. <\/p>\n<p><strong>Description<\/strong>: His whines of sadness will shatter even the warmest heart. <\/p>\n<p><strong>Last Seen<\/strong>: Slumping around a park in Utah. <\/p>\n<iframe src=\"http:\/\/www.facebook.com\/plugins\/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.laserfarm.com%2F%3Fp%3D1091&amp;layout=standard&amp;show_faces=true&amp;width=450&amp;action=like&amp;colorscheme=light&amp;height=80\" scrolling=\"no\" frameborder=\"0\" style=\"border:none; overflow:hidden; width:450px; height:80px;\" allowTransparency=\"true\"><\/iframe>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Name: Real Pegasus Powers: This sad creature is a true Pegasus, born with the body of a horse and the limbs of a bird. He has wings instead of front legs, and his hind bird legs are too frail to &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/?p=1091\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[14],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1091","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-monster"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1091","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1091"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1091\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1094,"href":"https:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1091\/revisions\/1094"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1091"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1091"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1091"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}