{"id":1079,"date":"2011-07-25T22:44:04","date_gmt":"2011-07-26T02:44:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/?p=1079"},"modified":"2011-07-25T22:53:05","modified_gmt":"2011-07-26T02:53:05","slug":"monster-of-the-day-44-eyeball-in-a-jar-on-a-roller-skate","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/?p=1079","title":{"rendered":"Monster of the Day #44: Eyeball in a Jar on a Roller Skate"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/Monster44.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/Monster44-1024x776.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"640\" height=\"485\" class=\"aligncenter size-large wp-image-1080\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/Monster44-1024x776.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/Monster44-300x227.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><strong>Name<\/strong>: Eyeball in a Jar on a Roller Skate<\/p>\n<p><strong>Powers<\/strong>: May cause instant death. Was the first being of all time to say, &#8220;Will Ferrell and the drummer from the Red Hot Chilli Peppers look alike.&#8221; <\/p>\n<p><strong>Weaknesses<\/strong>: Most things, particularly rocks. <\/p>\n<p><strong>Origin<\/strong>: The eye belonged to a warlock, the jar belonged to a sea hag, the roller skate came from a Walmart\u2026a Walmart from the future!!! <\/p>\n<p><strong>Rules<\/strong>: Thinks Lady Gaga tries too hard. <\/p>\n<p><strong>Description<\/strong>: The liquid in the jar tastes like minty falcon blood. <\/p>\n<p><strong>Last Seen:<\/strong> At the bottom of a hill in South Carolina.  <\/p>\n<iframe src=\"http:\/\/www.facebook.com\/plugins\/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.laserfarm.com%2F%3Fp%3D1079&amp;layout=standard&amp;show_faces=true&amp;width=450&amp;action=like&amp;colorscheme=light&amp;height=80\" scrolling=\"no\" frameborder=\"0\" style=\"border:none; overflow:hidden; width:450px; height:80px;\" allowTransparency=\"true\"><\/iframe>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Name: Eyeball in a Jar on a Roller Skate Powers: May cause instant death. Was the first being of all time to say, &#8220;Will Ferrell and the drummer from the Red Hot Chilli Peppers look alike.&#8221; Weaknesses: Most things, particularly &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/?p=1079\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[14],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1079","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-monster"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1079","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1079"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1079\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1084,"href":"https:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1079\/revisions\/1084"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1079"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1079"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1079"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}