{"id":1056,"date":"2011-07-20T14:25:55","date_gmt":"2011-07-20T18:25:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/?p=1056"},"modified":"2011-07-20T14:26:51","modified_gmt":"2011-07-20T18:26:51","slug":"monster-of-the-day-42-spumky-the-pool-demon","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/?p=1056","title":{"rendered":"Monster of the Day #42: Spumky the Pool Demon"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/Monster42.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/Monster42-1024x801.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"640\" height=\"500\" class=\"aligncenter size-large wp-image-1057\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/Monster42-1024x801.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/Monster42-300x234.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><strong>Name<\/strong>: Spumky, the Pool Demon<\/p>\n<p><strong>Powers<\/strong>: Spumky is a patch of pool water that feels either slightly warmer or colder than the rest of the water. Upon contact with Spumky, you may become sick with a tongue rash, diarrhea, gonorrhea, pumpkin-rrhea, or spider-rrhea. The only known cure is true love and\/or antibiotics. <\/p>\n<p><strong>Weaknesses<\/strong>: Ammonia, lava,  the Elder Wand.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Origin<\/strong>: Pounds and pounds of invisible bacteria and filth float in every pool. When this filth is struck by lighting, it comes to life, and Spumky is born.  <\/p>\n<p><strong>Rules<\/strong>: Don&#8217;t drink Spumky. <\/p>\n<p><strong>Description<\/strong>: Greenish-invisible. <\/p>\n<p><strong>Last Seen<\/strong>: Hanging out near the clump of hair and the floating Band Aid. <\/p>\n<iframe src=\"http:\/\/www.facebook.com\/plugins\/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.laserfarm.com%2F%3Fp%3D1056&amp;layout=standard&amp;show_faces=true&amp;width=450&amp;action=like&amp;colorscheme=light&amp;height=80\" scrolling=\"no\" frameborder=\"0\" style=\"border:none; overflow:hidden; width:450px; height:80px;\" allowTransparency=\"true\"><\/iframe>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Name: Spumky, the Pool Demon Powers: Spumky is a patch of pool water that feels either slightly warmer or colder than the rest of the water. Upon contact with Spumky, you may become sick with a tongue rash, diarrhea, gonorrhea, &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/?p=1056\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[14],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1056","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-monster"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1056","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1056"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1056\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1060,"href":"https:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1056\/revisions\/1060"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1056"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1056"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1056"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}