{"id":1046,"date":"2011-07-18T15:35:06","date_gmt":"2011-07-18T19:35:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/?p=1046"},"modified":"2011-07-18T15:35:06","modified_gmt":"2011-07-18T19:35:06","slug":"monster-of-the-day-40-geppetto","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/?p=1046","title":{"rendered":"Monster of the Day #40: Geppetto"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/Monster40.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/Monster40-1024x787.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"640\" height=\"491\" class=\"aligncenter size-large wp-image-1047\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/Monster40-1024x787.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/Monster40-300x230.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><strong>Name<\/strong>: Geppetto <\/p>\n<p><strong>Powers<\/strong>: Can create life when he whines about being lonely.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Weaknesses<\/strong>: Whales. Loneliness. Lava. Ethics. <\/p>\n<p><strong>Origin<\/strong>: After building a boy puppet that came to life, Geppetto said, &#8220;Hmm,&#8221; and then went about building &#8220;Fancy Dolores.&#8221; <\/p>\n<p><strong>Rules<\/strong>: The less you know, the better.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Description<\/strong>: He&#8217;s a lonely toy maker with splinters aplenty. <\/p>\n<p><strong>Last Seen<\/strong>: Buying wigs. <\/p>\n<iframe src=\"http:\/\/www.facebook.com\/plugins\/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.laserfarm.com%2F%3Fp%3D1046&amp;layout=standard&amp;show_faces=true&amp;width=450&amp;action=like&amp;colorscheme=light&amp;height=80\" scrolling=\"no\" frameborder=\"0\" style=\"border:none; overflow:hidden; width:450px; height:80px;\" allowTransparency=\"true\"><\/iframe>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Name: Geppetto Powers: Can create life when he whines about being lonely. Weaknesses: Whales. Loneliness. Lava. Ethics. Origin: After building a boy puppet that came to life, Geppetto said, &#8220;Hmm,&#8221; and then went about building &#8220;Fancy Dolores.&#8221; Rules: The less &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/?p=1046\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[14],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1046","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-monster"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1046","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1046"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1046\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1051,"href":"https:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1046\/revisions\/1051"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1046"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1046"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1046"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}