{"id":1030,"date":"2011-07-12T20:56:26","date_gmt":"2011-07-13T00:56:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/?p=1030"},"modified":"2011-07-12T20:56:26","modified_gmt":"2011-07-13T00:56:26","slug":"monster-of-the-day-37-the-tonsil-less-horseman","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/?p=1030","title":{"rendered":"Monster of the Day #37: The Tonsil-Less Horseman"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/Monster37.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/Monster37-1024x794.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"640\" height=\"496\" class=\"aligncenter size-large wp-image-1031\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/Monster37-1024x794.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/Monster37-300x232.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><strong>Name<\/strong>: The Tonsil-Less Horseman<\/p>\n<p><strong>Powers<\/strong>: He emerges from the fog to hunt his victims with his magical flaming pumpkin tonsil (which looks like a little pumpkin, but he swears it resembles an evil tonsil). <\/p>\n<p><strong>Weaknesses<\/strong>: Mockery, daylight, lava, swords, kicks to the shin. <\/p>\n<p><strong>Origin<\/strong>: The horseman had his tonsils ripped out by a cosmic space witch named Dr. Heather Kaufman.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Rules<\/strong>: His horse, Claire, drinks puppy blood. <\/p>\n<p><strong>Description<\/strong>: He is a caped phantom who does not have tonsils. <\/p>\n<p><strong>Last Seen:<\/strong> Buying a water noodle at a Target in Atlanta. <\/p>\n<iframe src=\"http:\/\/www.facebook.com\/plugins\/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.laserfarm.com%2F%3Fp%3D1030&amp;layout=standard&amp;show_faces=true&amp;width=450&amp;action=like&amp;colorscheme=light&amp;height=80\" scrolling=\"no\" frameborder=\"0\" style=\"border:none; overflow:hidden; width:450px; height:80px;\" allowTransparency=\"true\"><\/iframe>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Name: The Tonsil-Less Horseman Powers: He emerges from the fog to hunt his victims with his magical flaming pumpkin tonsil (which looks like a little pumpkin, but he swears it resembles an evil tonsil). Weaknesses: Mockery, daylight, lava, swords, kicks &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/?p=1030\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[14],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1030","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-monster"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1030","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1030"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1030\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1035,"href":"https:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1030\/revisions\/1035"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1030"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1030"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1030"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}