{"id":1024,"date":"2011-07-11T23:31:32","date_gmt":"2011-07-12T03:31:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/?p=1024"},"modified":"2011-07-11T23:31:32","modified_gmt":"2011-07-12T03:31:32","slug":"monster-of-the-day-36-the-pretz-hell-snake","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/?p=1024","title":{"rendered":"Monster of the Day #36: The Pretz-Hell Snake"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/Monster36.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/Monster36-1024x770.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"640\" height=\"481\" class=\"aligncenter size-large wp-image-1025\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/Monster36-1024x770.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/Monster36-300x225.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><strong>Name<\/strong>: The Pretz-Hell Snake<\/p>\n<p><strong>Powers<\/strong>: This tiny brown snake uses its unique camouflage to hide in bags of pretzels. The snake&#8217;s poisonous venom is strong enough to kill a chubby barber. <\/p>\n<p><strong>Weaknesses<\/strong>: Harpsichord music, daggers, witchcraft, vegetable dip, lava, heavy books. <\/p>\n<p><strong>Origin<\/strong>: The snakes were created after a little kid made a stupid wish at a Zoltar fortune-teller machine.  <\/p>\n<p><strong>Rules<\/strong>: Don&#8217;t eat them. They hate that. <\/p>\n<p><strong>Description<\/strong>: The &#8220;salt&#8221; particles are actually eggs, and they are delicious. <\/p>\n<iframe src=\"http:\/\/www.facebook.com\/plugins\/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.laserfarm.com%2F%3Fp%3D1024&amp;layout=standard&amp;show_faces=true&amp;width=450&amp;action=like&amp;colorscheme=light&amp;height=80\" scrolling=\"no\" frameborder=\"0\" style=\"border:none; overflow:hidden; width:450px; height:80px;\" allowTransparency=\"true\"><\/iframe>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Name: The Pretz-Hell Snake Powers: This tiny brown snake uses its unique camouflage to hide in bags of pretzels. The snake&#8217;s poisonous venom is strong enough to kill a chubby barber. Weaknesses: Harpsichord music, daggers, witchcraft, vegetable dip, lava, heavy &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/?p=1024\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[14],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1024","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-monster"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1024","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1024"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1024\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1028,"href":"https:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1024\/revisions\/1028"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1024"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1024"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1024"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}