{"id":1007,"date":"2011-07-05T23:18:11","date_gmt":"2011-07-06T03:18:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/?p=1007"},"modified":"2011-07-05T23:18:11","modified_gmt":"2011-07-06T03:18:11","slug":"monster-of-the-day-34-the-tri-clops","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.laserfarm.com\/?p=1007","title":{"rendered":"Monster of the Day #34: The Tri-Clops"},"content":{"rendered":"

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Name<\/strong>: The Tri-Clops<\/p>\n

Powers<\/strong>: He has three eyes, or so he says. He might be lying about that. He tends to lie. He also claims to have met Will Smith at a Starbucks and now Will Smith is one of his Words with Friends contacts, but when you ask him to prove it, he gets weird and flips out. <\/p>\n

Weaknesses<\/strong>: Questioning. Lava. Horse kicks. <\/p>\n

Origin<\/strong>: According to him: He was born inside the eye of a hurricane on Friday the 13th. According to his mom Debbie: He came from South Carolina where he didn’t have many friends. <\/p>\n

Rules<\/strong>: Don’t ask him about his third eye. He’ll flip out. <\/p>\n

Description<\/strong>: He’s a tall guy who flips out all the time. Seems to have just two eyes. Sometimes hangs around with “Invisible” Kyle<\/a> with whom he is forming an evil organization called “Team Ultra Skull” or “Team Spider” or “Skull Blood Lords of Murder Death.” <\/p>\n