Hi. So…Internet, huh? Crazy stuff. Um. What do I do now? Wanna play Internet Scrabble or Internet Hungry Hungry Hippos? Or we can watch cat videos, if you’d like. No? Fine.
You have questions, and I have answers.
Q: Who Are you?
A: I’m Dan.
Q: Are you the same Dan from SparkNotes?
Q: Are you the same Dan who was an editor for Stuff Magazine?
Q: Are you the same Dan that worked for Sports Illustrated?
A: Sort of.
Q: Are you the same Dan who works as a freelance writer for a variety of magazines and websites?
Q: Are you the same Dan that I went to college with?
Q: Why do you have your own site? Do you think you’re better than me?
A: Not at all.