Lego Advent Calendar: Day 5

No Sausage Girl, but today’s prize is better than the Toy Crane Truck. However, more Lego Children better be inside this calendar, because right now, Sword Boy is a spoiled kid.

He already has his own skateboard with ramp, robotic snowman, and a giant Toy Crane Truck. Plus, he was born with three swords! Either he’s the luckiest kid in the world, or his parents are getting divorced and are trying to buy his affection with lavish Christmas presents. Today’s prize is shown below. It rhymes with “thumb mitt.”

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Lego Advent Calendar: Day 4

I realized something while placing the Lego prizes on my desk: I need a Lego Mat, one of those flat green Lego pieces that can be used as the base for your Lego tower. As a kid, I must have had a few of these, but sadly my brother and I recently cleaned out our childhood home, donating our old toys. If I had a green Lego plate in my youth it’s long gone by now and probably part of a germ-ridden toy bucket in a dentist’s waiting room. But I need one. The pieces of my calendar are too light and airy, and unless I secure them to a giant thin slab of Lego, they might get knocked over or float away. And then birds will eat them. I can’t have that happen.

With that in mind, my girlfriend and I drove for over an hour to the nearest Lego Store to buy a $4 Lego Mat. This makes no sense for a variety of reasons.

1. I don’t really need a Lego Mat.
2. I could have probably bought one at the local Toys R Us, and saved $500 in gas.
3. I could have found one at a thrift store or stolen one from a weak child.
4. Traffic was satanic and the mall crowd was even satantic-er.
5. I could have made my own Lego Mat out of a piece of sticky, sticky cardboard.

But the holidays aren’t about logic and practicality. If they were, I wouldn’t put plastic balls on a plastic tree while singing Mariah Carey songs, and instead of gift wrapping those jars that have cookie ingredients inside, I would just give my family members waded up, wrinkled $20 bills. Everything about the holidays is impractical, and a trip to the Lego Store is the best type of unnecessary trip because it results in the ownership of Legos.

I’m rambling. To those who want to see today’s Advent Calendar prize, read on. You’ll never guess what it is. I mean it this time. Ready? It’s a…It’s a…

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Lego Advent Calendar: Day 3

I set my expectations low for Door #3. I’m old enough to know that every day cannot be met with robotic snow creatures and sword-wielding youngsters. I’ve lived a life. I’ve learned much. The real world is a harsh, painful place. Going into Day 3, I was prepared to be rewarded with a single Lego brick that the company would call “Christmas Fun Block!” And I would have been satisfied with that, because even if your Lego Calendar gives you crap one day, it only means something grand is waiting for you tomorrow.

Luckily, Day 3 wasn’t a total washout. In fact, I was happily surprised. What lived behind the third door? Take a guess before you read on. (Hint: It’s not a skateboard ramp.)

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Lego Advent Calendar: Day 2

The more I look at Robot Snowman, the more I love him. And after today, he is even better, so I’m raising his score to a solid 3.5 out of 4. No, Cynthia the Sausage Girl did not live behind door #2. I’m OK with that. In fact, had she been Day 2’s prize, I would have probably thrown out the rest of the calendar, because what’s the point? After you get a Sausage Girl, there’s nothing else to care about.

Today’s item is another home run. I don’t quite know how this fits into the world I’m creating on my desk, but I’m glad it’s there. Are you ready? Are you scared? You should be. Day #2 is…

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Lego Advent Calendar: Day 1

Advent calendars are fun ways for kids (and adults) to countdown the days until Christmas. The calendar has 24 “doors” that hide a treat. Most Advent calendars house a tiny piece of gritty chocolate behind their cardboard doors. Not so with the mighty Lego Calendar.

With a Lego calendar, each day is treated with a new Lego “thing” that will eventually create a wonderful and strange holiday scene. These calendars are nothing new, but the popularity has been on the rise for the past few years, as stores such as Target and even online retailers sell out of them well before December 1st. You can still find one on ebay, or in some book stores, but expect to pay slightly more than the typical $30-$40 price range.

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Hi. So…Internet, huh? Crazy stuff. Um. What do I do now? Wanna play Internet Scrabble or Internet Hungry Hungry Hippos? Or we can watch cat videos, if you’d like. No? Fine.

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