Like trying to grab a greased-up watermelon from a kiddie pool, the holiday season is slipping away from me. I’m trying not to panic, but the to-do list is long and the days are short and HOW THE HELL AM I GONNA DO IT ALL?

Thankfully, the Lego Calendar is here to steady my mind and clear away the stress.

Give me something good today, Calendar. I need it.

Today’s item is…

A Star Destroyer!

Look at all those pieces. Today’s item is a fun build.

The Star Destroyer is wonderful!

As spaceships go, the Star Destroyer is a true triangle of evil…just like a slice of Dominoes Pizza. (Oh, snap!!!) From the very first shot of the very first movie, we know this beast is bad.

A.J. loved it. Frisco pretended to care but was secretly thinking about his ex-girlfriend Theresa, because he can’t let it go. And Stickles worshiped it. His belief-system is…unique.

A.J. then used the ship as a skateboard while Stickles looked for something to worship.

And then Stickles used A.J.’s helmet as a drum. It’s the music of his people. Frisco thought about texting Theresa with a simple, “Hey.” Then didn’t do it.

Day 11 Rating: 3.38 out of 5 (Points added for being a nice simple design, points deducted for it being a tad boring to look at.)

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