Not to brag, but the picture to the right is of my famous Dan’s Dessert Disc for Your Mouth. It looked better than it tasted. If you want to make you own, watch my instructional video, and check your blood sugar.

On to Day 4 of the calendar. So far, I’m enjoying the hell out of this year’s countdown. Crooks? Cops? Weapons? What more could you want?!

Alas, if the previous year is any indication, not all days will be outstanding. For every unforgettable Naked Shower Santa last year, there was a forgettable Lego Couch…which I literally forgot about until I reread the blogs.

Now I’m waiting for the crappy items of 2011 to reveal themselves.

Today’s item isn’t “crappy” nor is it crappy or CRAPPY. But I’m not jigging.

Read on to find out why.

It’s a prison wall!

I love the idea of a prison – officer Champ Gutpunch needs someplace to house the goons who seek to tear down the morality of Barbaria. But this is just one wall, which means the next day is probably going to be another wall; the day after that, the third wall.

And I’ll consider myself lucky if the Lego Prison uses only three walls, because I hate the idea of sacrificing four of the precious calendar days to the construction of one building – or five days, if the prison has a roof.

Still, I’m sure I can make this prison magically tremendous. Hmm.

As of this writing, Officer Gutpunch is throwing The Walrus in the not-so-secure prison.

Sure, The Walrus can easily escape, but is he dumb enough to try it under the keen watch of Gutpunch?

Day 4 Rating: 2.5 out of 4 (Points deducted because the entire prison should be included in one day. I want it all right now! And I want an Oompa Loompa! And I want to drink from the Chocolate River!)

Oh crap.