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		<title>Monster of the Day #59: Air Worm</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 14 May 2012 01:24:53 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Name: Air Worm Powers: Flight; crawls into ears and noses to lay eggs; silent Weaknesses: Lava; magnets; sharpshooters; air fish; wind Origin: These creature use a type of literal animal magnetism to float through the air. Rules: They don&#8217;t mean &#8230; <a href="http://www.laserfarm.com/?p=1751">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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		<title>There&#8217;s Something Wrong with My Pillow</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 17 Mar 2012 14:26:45 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>The Rules</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 06 Feb 2012 00:41:36 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The Rules By Dan Bergstein Ninja beats pirate. Pirate beats ghost. Ghost beats zombie. Zombie beats most. Werewolf beats vampire. Vamp beats Imp. Imp beats fiend. Fiend beats wimp. Wizard beats cyrborg. Cyborg surely beats troll. Troll beats goblin. Goblin &#8230; <a href="http://www.laserfarm.com/?p=1739">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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		<title>My New Job</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 10 Jan 2012 04:14:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dan Bergstein</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I got a new job. I&#8217;m now the&#8230;um&#8230;I forget what my title is. Senior Content Producer for Maxim.com? Senior Producer of Things? Digital Man of Things? Something like that. Yes, I will still be contributing to SparkNotes. Duh. The End]]></description>
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		<title>Merry Christmas!</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 25 Dec 2011 15:05:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dan Bergstein</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[This is one of the Christmas cards I made this year. More after the jump&#8230; Happy Holidays!!! -Dan]]></description>
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		<title>2011 Lego Advent Calendar: Day 24!!!!!!</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 24 Dec 2011 18:13:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dan Bergstein</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[We&#8217;ve reached the end of the Lego Advent Calendar. Overall, I was unimpressed with this year&#8217;s offerings, but it was still a fun 24-day event. And this means things can only get better for next year. Today&#8217;s item is Santa &#8230; <a href="http://www.laserfarm.com/?p=1709">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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		<title>2011 Lego Advent Calendar: Day 23</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 23 Dec 2011 20:47:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dan Bergstein</dc:creator>
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		<title>2011 Lego Advent Calendar: Day 22</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 23 Dec 2011 01:09:59 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;Baby It&#8217;s Cold Outside&#8221; should be sung with the male and female roles reversed. Has anyone ever recorded such a version? Had I the resources, I would do it, and it would be an instant hit. I&#8217;m so novel! I &#8230; <a href="http://www.laserfarm.com/?p=1687">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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		<title>2011 Lego Advent Calendar: Day 21</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 21 Dec 2011 17:16:07 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Yesterday was crazy. After sucking up a whole three hours of sleep, I took the bus into New York, had some incredible meetings, got lost, got sweaty on the subway, got cold on the street, took the bus home, and &#8230; <a href="http://www.laserfarm.com/?p=1680">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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		<title>2011 Lego Advent Calendar: Day 20</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 20 Dec 2011 15:21:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dan Bergstein</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I cheated. I opened this box on December 19th at eleven o&#8217;clock at night. But I had my reasons. By the time you&#8217;re reading this, I will be on my way to Manhattan for some meetings. When I return, I&#8217;ll &#8230; <a href="http://www.laserfarm.com/?p=1672">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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